I’m organizing a prison break. We gotta first get out of this house. Then this street. And then the country.
We’ll get plane tickets. One way.
Pack a bag of your most comfortable clothes, and bring your music.
We’ll leave our phones and our past behind.
Are you in?
I’m organizing a prison break. We gotta first get out of this house. Then this street. And then the country.
The airconditioner was on and I hit the floor with my pillow all ready for a little nap. I had slept that same spot over and over for months and I could always fall asleep real easy there.
Today… that did not happen.
I tossed and turned for an hour trying to get to sleep and I just couldn’t.
I just had this underlying fear of… something in the room, I don’t know how to explain it. But I really wanted someone around.
So I called 2 of my friends in and they slept a few feet from me.
I sank into a thought midway through my sleep.
Someone had closed the door to the classroom and, I was pulled across the room into a corner of darkness.
Now I said ‘thought’ and not dream because, it felt like the entire sequence happened in a second.
And I still felt like I hadn’t fallen asleep yet.
The room had gotten colder, so I tuck my arms into my shirt, making it feel like a snug sleeping bag.
An hour passed and I woke up… feeling like there was a very tall presence learing at me from behind my head.
I froze, shut my eyes and saw a pair of eyes form in my head.
I turned my head to the door to see it…shut. someone had indeed now shut the door.
I called out to my friends but instead of a sound, I was croaking. My vocal chords were almost crushed and nothing came out.
I gasped and tried harder and harder. Nothing.
I struggled to move but my arms were trapped in my shirt.
I tried one last time. I enunciated a groan, out hoping that it would form the name of my friend.
A faint but familiar laugh traveled into the room.
The door was open now, but no one was there.
I called out. My voice was back.
I ran over to see my friends in the other room, playing a computer game.
“Seriously you guys I was calling you didn’t you hear me?”
I was not happy. Even as I stood right infront of them, their attention was still on Metal Slug 5.
I tried telling them what happened but they just brushed it off. No one believed me.
I spoke to someone else and he said it’s this thing called Sleep Paralysis.
It leaves you half-asleep, half-conscious.
Maybe it was sleep paralysis. Maybe it was something else.
I don’t know but… surprisingly I remember not being as freaked out as I’d be in say, a horror movie.
I felt calm when it happened. And just focused on getting help.
Has this ever happen to you?
What do you guys think?
Best Movies In Cinemas Now:
Contagion. Crazy Stupid Love. I Saw The Devil. Tree of Life.
Decent Flicks Worth A Ticket:
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. Fright Night. Chalet Girl.
Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You But Oops You’ve Already Gotten A Ticket So:
The Smurfs. I Don’t Know How She Does It. A Little Bit of Heaven. Abduction. Johnny English:Reborn.
I was bullied alot.. alot alot when I was a kid. I would wake up at 5 in the morning to puke, sometimes I’d jam my wrist to my nose, to get me to start sneezing so I’d be able to skip school. Just for another day away from the bullies at my school. I was boo-ed off stage in secondary school. I was laughed at on stage in primary school. ..That shit stays with you. Even till today, just today I got laughed at, people talk about me maliciously, they do that.
People ask me why I’m so open about what I go through… listen I’m no superstar but I’m fuckin’ proud of who I am and where I believe I’m gonna go. and I really truly believe that I’m a fuckin’ awesome human. I’ve got a purpose in life and I’ll never ever ever stop till I get there.
it gets better.
This is a forecast of upcoming movies that Hollywood has greenlit and we’d expect them in theatres within the next 5 years.
There might be changes on the release dates, but apart from minor alterations, this list is pretty legit.
Take out the sequels and remakes and you’d have…nothing
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 
The Hobbit: There & Back Again 
The Avengers 
Star Trek 2 
The Amazing Spiderman 
The Dark Knight Rises 
American Pie 4: Reunion 
Halloween III 
Happy Feet Two 
Silent Hill 2: Revelation 3D 
Resident Evil 5: Retribution 
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 
Hansel & Gretle: Witch Hunters 
Clash of the Titans 2 
Total Recall 
Emily The Strange 
Iron Man 3 
Superman: Man of Steel 
The Fast & The Furious 6 
Despicable Me 2 
Thor 2 
Mortal Kombat 
Justice League: Mortal 
Austin Powers 4 
The Fantastic Four 
Green Lantern II 
Bizarro Superman 
Metal Gear Solid 
Die Hard 5 
G.I Joe 2: Retaliation 
Ghostbusters II 
The Wolverine 
Dead Pool 
Ice Man 
Wonder Woman 
The Birds 
The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence 
The Human Centipede III: Final Sequence 
Bond 23 
Indiana Jones 5 
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew 
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair 
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. I 
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. II 
Men In Black III 
The Hangover III 
Jumper 2 
Alvin & The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked 
Scary Movie 5 
Kick-Ass 2: Balls To The Wall 
Bad Boys III 
Beverley Hills Cop IV 
300: Battle of Artemesia 
Cloverfield 2 
The Departed 2 
Blade Runner 
Get Smart 2 
Hostel Pt.III [2011
Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol 
Paranormal Activity 3 
Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Nights 
The Strangers 2 
The Evil Dead 
Jeepers Creepers 3: Cathedral 
The Adventures of Tin Tin 
The Adventures of Tin Tin: Prisoners of the Sun 
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 
Constantine 2 
Enchanted 2 
Rec 3: Genesis 
Madagascar III 
The Bourne Legacy 
Snow White 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
The Expendables 2 
The Ring 3D 
Underworld: Awakening 
Wanted 2 
Zoolander 2 
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Sea Monsters 
28 Months Later 
Piranha 3DD 
I, Robot 2 
The Blair Witch Project 3 
Sin City 2 
Avatar 2 
Avatar 3 
The Muppets 
Kill Bill Vol. III 
Alien: Prometheus 
Ice Age: Continental Shift 
Mad Max: Fury Road 
Hancock 2 
Independence Day 2 
Top Gun 2 
How To Train Your Dragon 2 
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 
Pirates of the Caribbean 6 
Terminator 5 
Jurassic Park IV: Extinction 
Scream 5 
Scream 6 
Getting spooked and thrilled is probably one of the easiest reactions to get out of a movie experience. That’s why the horror genre have survived and evolved through the years. Horror movies are like good roller coaster rides. It’s important that it hits all the right spots, near death experiences, twists and turns, they all count. Some movies are pure fun & excitement. Some movies are original an unique in its experience. Some movies are downright gory but a blast to watch altogether. Then there are some that are just truly truly disturbing…
It’s got: The genius that is Stanley Kubrick, a jaw-dropping performance by Jack Nicholson and 2 little girls you don’t wanna see in the hallway.
It’s got: William Friedkin–what a name, Linda Blair and green pea soup.
It’s got: The greatest death scene ever filmed and a solid thriller that begins right after.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
It’s got: Wes Craven and oh that can’t be, no it IS young Johnny Depp.
It’s got: ‘The guy in the white mask who stalks baby sitters’, John Carpenter, Jamie Lee Curtis and that theme song.
It’s got: James Cameron, a ‘get away from her you b!tch’ Sigourney Weaver and like the title suggests, big lizards.
It’s got: A clown. A buzzing TV. A little girl. A pool of skeletons. A lot of fun.
It’s got: Chucky The Doll That You’ll Remember For Life
THE SIXTH SENSE
It’s got: M.Night Shyamalan, Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osmond and a vomiting little b!tch that scared the sh!t outta me.
It’s got: Nicole Kidman and very loud noises.
It’s got: Great music by James Newton Howard, a touch of M.Night Shyamalan, a blind Bryce Dallas Howard, a crazy Adrien Brody and some trees.
It’s got: Neil Marshall and a bunch of chicks in a cave infested with a bunch of dudes from the 1st century (not cute).
It’s got: sharks.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
It’s got: Jennifer Tits Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Philippe, Freddie P Jr. and the whole film smells like fish.
It’s got: Tara Reid screaming …alot
It’s got: Some sc’rry sh!t happen to white folks wit a camera on.
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
It’s got: Some sc’rry sh!t happen to white folks when they go out into the woods wit a camera on.
TRICK R’ TREAT
It’s got: Anna Paquin as a werewolf and sackboy from The Orphanage!
It’s got: Guillermo Del Toro and a very creepy sackboy that just walks behind you.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
It’s got: Buffalo Bill & Hannibal Lector… yes. that’s all I’m gonna say.
It’s got: Only 1 saw in the film.
It’s got: Brad Pitt making a big mistake and Gwyneth Paltrow waiting in a bag.
DAWN OF THE DEAD
It’s got: The original impressed.
It’s got: An overlong torture scene but excellent shock sequences before it.
It’s got: 2 Lesbians and a bear.
It’s got: A videotape, blue-ish washed out cinematography and a 3D climax ahead of its time.
It’s got: Title cards inbetween death scenes and a lot of white facial powder instead of blood.
A TALE OF TWO SISTERS
It’s got: A fantastic movie poster, haunting music and a trail of blood leading to a large rice sack.
It’s got: 5 shortfilms, all unique, scary and funny in their own way.
It’s got: You looking behind..alot.
It’s got: Ghosts in your photographs and a transvestite holding your toilet paper.
It’s got: Needles…alot of needles. In places you really don’t want them in.
It’s got: A crazy lady, A crying pregnant lady, a pair of scissors, a cop, another guy with the cop, I think there’s another cop, and yes, lots of blood. Lots and lots of blood…
It’s got: A chinese lady that prefers to get smashed by a train rather than living with just one eye.
THE HILLS HAVE EYES
It’s got: Vengeful mutants and not in the professor X way.
It’s got: Spanish people turning into zombies within a small environment.
It’s got: The same sh!t from REC*, except now, they’re american!
It’s got: Liberty.
DRAG ME TO HELL
It’s got: The gypsy that Borat’s been warning us all about.
THE SKELETON KEY
It’s got: Nothing to do with keys.
It’s got: A sci-fi twist to the vampire story.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
It’s got: Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Antonia Bandares. Young Kirsten Dunst and a great script. enough said.
It’s got: Silent Hill marrying The Shining and I have to warn you about that crazy old woman that jumps outta you in an early scene, believe me, you’ll remember my post after you watch it.
THE AMITTYVILLE HORROR
It’s got: A demon possessed set of abs by Ryan Reynolds
It’s got: Lil’ bitch here’s got a secret.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
It’s got: A very unnerving film experience prepared for you.
28 DAYS LATER
It’s got:..if you pause it just right, Cillian Murphy’s penis. Oh there’s alot of rage-like zombies here and raw suspense to go along too.
WHAT LIES BENEATH
It’s got: An intense scene in the bathtub…
THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
It’s got: Killers getting killed
THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE
It’s got: A court case
FINAL DESTINATION (1,2,3,5)
It’s got: Teenagers dropping dead in creative ways.
It’s got: Jack the Ripper, gothic London, Johnny Depp and the heart of Heather Graham.
It’s got: The Westboro Baptist Church in their first hollywood film appearance.
It’s got: The same music from the games and excellent visuals.
It’s got: Bad makeup and SFX but Milla in red, Michelle getting red, Marilyn Manson on the soundtrack and an eerie laboratory atmosphere.
It’s got: Denise Richards dying in a hot tub.
HOUSE OF WAX
It’s got: Paris Hilton giving head to a pole.
It’s got: Eliza Dushku, the freaks from The Hills Have Eyes and some really good death scenes.
It’s got: A barbequed cuttlefish with only 9 legs.
LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
It’s got: An androgynous vampire and a hypnotic pace.
It’s got: Tim Burton doing horror and a very disturbing scene involving a little boy and his parents–horrified me as a kid.
It’s got: Rose McGowan with a machine gun leg and a dude that collects testicles from his victims.
It’s got: Many people dying but only 1 funeral.
It’s got: Liv Tyler screaming in agony.
It’s got: Darth Maul in some of the biggest shocks you’ll ever get from a horror movie.
…and that should be about right.
My list is still growing everyday.
How many have you seen?