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The Best Horror Movies I’ve Ever Seen

Getting spooked and thrilled is probably one of the easiest reactions to get out of a movie experience. That’s why the horror genre have survived and evolved through the years. Horror movies are like good roller coaster rides. It’s important that it hits all the right spots, near death experiences, twists and turns, they all count. Some movies are pure fun & excitement. Some movies are original an unique in its experience. Some movies are downright gory but a blast to watch altogether. Then there are some that are just truly truly disturbing…



THE SHINING

It’s got: The genius that is Stanley Kubrick, a jaw-dropping performance by Jack Nicholson and 2 little girls you don’t wanna see in the hallway.


THE EXORCIST

It’s got: William Friedkin–what a name, Linda Blair and green pea soup.

PSYCHO
It’s got: The greatest death scene ever filmed and a solid thriller that begins right after.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
It’s got: Wes Craven and oh that can’t be, no it IS young Johnny Depp.

HALLOWEEN
It’s got: ‘The guy in the white mask who stalks baby sitters’, John Carpenter, Jamie Lee Curtis and that theme song.

ALIENS
It’s got: James Cameron, a ‘get away from her you b!tch’ Sigourney Weaver and like the title suggests, big lizards.

POLTERGEIST
It’s got: A clown. A buzzing TV. A little girl. A pool of skeletons. A lot of fun.


SCREAM

It’s got: Wes Craven, Kevin Williamson’s script, fresh face Neve Campbell and the very cold nipples of Rose McGowan before she dies a horrible painful death.

CHILD’S PLAY
It’s got: Chucky The Doll That You’ll Remember For Life

THE SIXTH SENSE
It’s got: M.Night Shyamalan, Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osmond and a vomiting little b!tch that scared the sh!t outta me.

THE OTHERS
It’s got: Nicole Kidman and very loud noises.

THE VILLAGE
It’s got: Great music by James Newton Howard, a touch of M.Night Shyamalan, a blind Bryce Dallas Howard, a crazy Adrien Brody and some trees.

THE DESCENT
It’s got: Neil Marshall and a bunch of chicks in a cave infested with a bunch of dudes from the 1st century (not cute).

OPEN WATER
It’s got: sharks.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
It’s got: Jennifer Tits Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Philippe, Freddie P Jr. and the whole film smells like fish.

URBAN LEGEND
It’s got: Tara Reid screaming …alot

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
It’s got: Some sc’rry sh!t happen to white folks wit a camera on.

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
It’s got: Some sc’rry sh!t happen to white folks when they go out into the woods wit a camera on.

TRICK R’ TREAT
It’s got: Anna Paquin as a werewolf and sackboy from The Orphanage!

THE ORPHANAGE
It’s got: Guillermo Del Toro and a very creepy sackboy that just walks behind you.

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
It’s got: Buffalo Bill & Hannibal Lector… yes. that’s all I’m gonna say.

SAW
It’s got: Only 1 saw in the film.

SE7EN
It’s got: Brad Pitt making a big mistake and Gwyneth Paltrow waiting in a bag.

DAWN OF THE DEAD
It’s got: The original impressed.

MARTYRS
It’s got: An overlong torture scene but excellent shock sequences before it.

HIGH TENSION
It’s got: 2 Lesbians and a bear.

THE RING
It’s got: A videotape, blue-ish washed out cinematography and a 3D climax ahead of its time.

JU-ON:THE GRUDGE
It’s got: Title cards inbetween death scenes and a lot of white facial powder instead of blood.

A TALE OF TWO SISTERS
It’s got: A fantastic movie poster, haunting music and a trail of blood leading to a large rice sack.

4BIA 2
It’s got: 5 shortfilms, all unique, scary and funny in their own way.

THE EYE
It’s got: You looking behind..alot.

SHUTTER
It’s got: Ghosts in your photographs and a transvestite holding your toilet paper.

AUDITION
It’s got: Needles…alot of needles. In places you really don’t want them in.

INSIDE
It’s got: A crazy lady, A crying pregnant lady, a pair of scissors, a cop, another guy with the cop, I think there’s another cop, and yes, lots of blood. Lots and lots of blood…

HOSTEL
It’s got: A chinese lady that prefers to get smashed by a train rather than living with just one eye.

THE HILLS HAVE EYES
It’s got: Vengeful mutants and not in the professor X way.

REC*
It’s got: Spanish people turning into zombies within a small environment.

QUARANTINE
It’s got: The same sh!t from REC*, except now, they’re american!

CLOVERFIELD
It’s got: Liberty.

DRAG ME TO HELL
It’s got: The gypsy that Borat’s been warning us all about.

THE SKELETON KEY
It’s got: Nothing to do with keys.

DAYBREAKERS
It’s got: A sci-fi twist to the vampire story.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
It’s got: Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Antonia Bandares. Young Kirsten Dunst and a great script. enough said.

1408
It’s got: Silent Hill marrying The Shining and I have to warn you about that crazy old woman that jumps outta you in an early scene, believe me, you’ll remember my post after you watch it.

THE AMITTYVILLE HORROR
It’s got: A demon possessed set of abs by Ryan Reynolds

ORPHAN
It’s got: Lil’ bitch here’s got a secret.

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
It’s got: A very unnerving film experience prepared for you.

28 DAYS LATER
It’s got:..if you pause it just right, Cillian Murphy’s penis. Oh there’s alot of rage-like zombies here and raw suspense to go along too.

WHAT LIES BENEATH
It’s got: An intense scene in the bathtub…

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT
It’s got: Killers getting killed

THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE
It’s got: A court case

FINAL DESTINATION (1,2,3,5)
It’s got: Teenagers dropping dead in creative ways.

FROM HELL
It’s got: Jack the Ripper, gothic London, Johnny Depp and the heart of Heather Graham.

THE MIST
It’s got: The Westboro Baptist Church in their first hollywood film appearance.

SILENT HILL
It’s got: The same music from the games and excellent visuals.

RESIDENT EVIL
It’s got: Bad makeup and SFX but Milla in red, Michelle getting red, Marilyn Manson on the soundtrack and an eerie laboratory atmosphere.

VALENTINE
It’s got: Denise Richards dying in a hot tub.

HOUSE OF WAX
It’s got: Paris Hilton giving head to a pole.

WRONG TURN
It’s got: Eliza Dushku, the freaks from The Hills Have Eyes and some really good death scenes.

THE HOST
It’s got: A barbequed cuttlefish with only 9 legs.

LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
It’s got: An androgynous vampire and a hypnotic pace.

SLEEPY HOLLOW
It’s got: Tim Burton doing horror and a very disturbing scene involving a little boy and his parents–horrified me as a kid.

PLANET TERROR
It’s got: Rose McGowan with a machine gun leg and a dude that collects testicles from his victims.

THE CRAZIES
It’s got: Many people dying but only 1 funeral.

THE STRANGERS
It’s got: Liv Tyler screaming in agony.

INSIDIOUS
It’s got: Darth Maul in some of the biggest shocks you’ll ever get from a horror movie.

…and that should be about right.
My list is still growing everyday.
How many have you seen?

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